About EAT IT, MIAMI

Back in the olden days of 2007, when home prices were higher than the top of a Disco Crab appetizer at Barton G, an English guy named James asked his extremely handsome friend, Colin, to start a food blog, because, not only is he incredibly handsome, but he is also hilarious. And handsome. He said, "Mate, you know blogs and the like. Why not start a blog named 'Miami Food Blog' or something?" So Colin thought to himself, "'Eat It, Miami' would be a totally awesome name for a restaurant review site. And such a name would dictate the sardonic wit with which our writers would cut down overrated Miami meals."

The End.

Or is it only the beginning...