Ok, ok, if you guys really think I'm "captivating" I'll go and audition. Jeez, you're embarrassing me over here!
Even if you think that the term "celebrity chef" is an insult to your intelligence and the entire restaurant industry, you have to admit that the concept helps sell a lot of commercials. Nothing more American than that. Watching Food Network is certainly more productive than pretending the players on your fantasy football team work for you. USA! Sign up here.