One of the main nuisances is that we're now on roughly a bazillion media lists and get even more emails than you do. Yeah, pretty terrible.
Today's comes from the well-meaning people who are promoting a new show on Spike TV called "Frankenfood," which is exactly what it sounds like. Please enjoy the following trailer for the show -
I got about halfway through before I killed myself, so now I'm dead. Euhhshffffff...[dying sound]