Friday, November 22, 2013

Yummy Technology

So, it's pretty obvious that we're in the midst of a technological revolution that's spiraling upwards into a bizarre world in which pretty much anything you can imagine will be possible. You're going to be able to take a virtual vacation like Arnold did in Total Recall, but hopefully they'll work out the kinks lest you be lobotomized.

And sooner even than that, you're going to be able to taste food through electrodes placed on your tongue. You could actually try the food at a new restaurant before setting foot in it. And you will be able to make broccoli and Brussels sprouts taste like chocolate cake (though I'd take the former two veggies over the latter dessert).

Thursday, November 21, 2013

McDonald's Switching to Catsup

If you have had the misfortune of consuming Hunt's Catsup, then you know how bad squished up tomatoes and vinegar can taste when not prepared at the Heinz factory. Well, now that Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway and Brazil's 3G Capital have bought Heinz, Mickey D.'s is removing Heinz from its condiment buckets. Could it have to do with the fact that 3G owns Burger King..? Haaaaaateeeeers!

Monday, November 4, 2013

It's Good to Be the King

Ironically, just as the weather cools down, the Heat are getting warmed up. Meh, not my best work. Not even Big Papi bats .1000!